I’m freAKING OUT MAN where is vegansmustbestopped they can’t be gonE THEY HAVEN’T STOPPED VEGANS YET THEY CANT BE GONE
What?? You think because you got your vegan henchmen to take my tumblr down, that I would give up? NO WAY, MAN!!! I will not rest until your kind no longer exist in this amazing, kick-ass world that my kind think is totally awesome and that your kind is completely fucking up.
You don’t stand a chance against my numbers. My army is filled to the brim with people who are scared shitless of change and also feel like they are the oppressors and the victims all at the same time. I’ve got BILLIONS on my side to win this battle.
You may have the likes of Einstein, Pythagoras, Da Vinci, Tolstoy, and Gandhi on your side, but they are no match for mmmm….bacon. Sure, that may not seem like a big deal hearing it just once, but how about hearing it another 818941585411621891 times with the same exact tone of undeserved originality? Yep..that’s right. Your force field will crumble.
Good luck. You are going to need it!
This is beautiful.